Top Ten Signs
Your Embassy’s In Trouble
10)The camels and livestock have left
the street like women and kids in an old western.
9)A dump truck drops a crap load of
palm sized stones on the pavement
where you just had them picked up
yesterday
8)Afternoon prayers for peace and
love are over and it’s Kick-Christian/Jewish and all Unbeliever Ass.. time.
7)The locals are smiling today, and
they’re changing their sandals for steel -toed running shoes.
6)Two guys named Mo-Mo are toting
pole- sized, pointed spits and there are no BBQs in sight.
5)A dozen beat up pick-up trucks with
AK47s mounted in the rear windows are given free parking next door at the
Russian and Chinese Embassies.
4) Forty
year-old men suddenly have baby bumps and barrel length stiff
snakes silhouetted
down their pajama pants.
3) The Secretary for Foreign Affairs
swaps out your Army Seals security for
3 oblivious grinning Walmart
greeters in order to not raise suspicion the White
House has been using your Embassy letterhead to channel arms to the
brotherhood.
2) You think you’re the second last
link on the last to know communication chain until you try the White House
Hotline.
1) You get CNN to finally track down
the President and he says, “Wow!, We have an Embassy in some place called
Benghazi?
Ever wonder, how is it, there is
always an ample supply of stones right at the feet of Islamic protestors no
matter where they are protesting?
I mean you couldn’t find a pebble at
the parliament buildings or 24 Sussex. You would need an excavator at Queens
Park to find one.
Yet anywhere, anytime.. in an Islamic
Nation there they are… “Oh look, Mo!
Here’s ensome stones we can warm up
with before the AK47s and over the shoulder missle launchers".
I mean don’t they have public works
to clean them up. They must play havoc on barrier running 80’s vehicles and
camel hoofs.
Now pre- oil discovery I know they
were standard weapons, but you would think they would be a tradition only
brought out for national stoning and caning day.
But, these guys have got to be good
baseball pitcher and quarterback material for pro. scouting. Look at 7 footer,
lanky Obama…oops.. Osama.
Oops, pardon my drunken ‘Ted Kennedy’, who probably
both get together with Osama at the Kennedy family tub reunions in Hell.
Paul Gordon
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