Friday, December 23, 2011

McGuinty's Educational Circus Tent With No Exits

When Norman Bates McGuinty turns McGiddy watch out. Like Simeon, I only want to live long enough to see McGutless's devout pro-life Catholic father struggle out from his grave to pee on his idiot son's grave, hopefully not too far away for the poor guy to walk.

Step right up!  Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! See the educational circus coming to a kid near you. You can catch the show forever, in fact you have nooooo choice, not in Ontario, your's to recover.

We have yer standards, half man/ half women..don't doubt us or we will display all,,,, heck we may anyway.

We have yer fat man/fat woman blowhard unions-no need for megaphones who can't control their own lives but can teach your kids all they know.

We have yer bearded ladies and yer metro males...We have yer cross-dressers, yer under dressers, women in trousers, and men in skirts...and lots and lots of smutty dirt.

We have bitches to keep you in stitches and don't worry they're be some women too.

We have yer covered muzzled Muslims but watch out for those sudden sword up-chuckers.

We have yer lizard ladies, and yer gents popping tents.

We have yer circus music with kid's love song singers to dead communists.

We even have a class on what to do with your fist.

We have yer flea circus up- date with gerbils, some poop.

And enviro man, half junk science, just half junk

With TVOs latest horse shit jour du scoop.

And don't fer git horse riders, by now, you know what we mean

Hell, we got things even you've... never seen.

You see McGuinty adults have knowledge of this shit but I doubt it's their pride

No need for little children to take it as formal education in stride.

Keep your kind of special interest hands to yourself and give us full educational, non union, non politically correct... choice. 

We pay for the choice of people to kill babies,  here's a far far easier choice you can give us that will save millions and millions of dollars, you idiot.

Quit screwing us for the sake of your precious teacher's votes.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

No Room at GOP Inn For Tea Party or Socons

No Room In GOP Inn For Tea Party and Socons

In the North American two (serious) party 'strategic' political game of 'just getting our team elected', in other words, the whole ball of wax for four years or so there has been a constant bullied boy told to stand down.

Like in a marriage, where the man is always the one to stifle himself and apologize (I know an unheard- of mystery to Islam) but social conservatives are always the ones to do the same.

Ironically, like the man in the marriage the social conservatives are the ones in possession of the balls to straighten a poor nation out. And gosh darn, sometimes men are required for certain and specific duties other than putting out the (party's) trash.

I include the Tea Party in the sense that they are the closest bridge Socons have ever had to the ruling GOP chattering class who are finding it increasingly difficult to find the electorate's pulse...apparently. The Tea Party is also being told to stand down and watch the experienced experts.

I don't know, but I'm thinking that maybe you changed your mind on serious ethical and moral issues if you still see yourself in the rear view mirror as close to those impressionable, incredibly naive years that the medias and academia took so much advantage of.

Guilty...myself.  Some entrepreneurs once came close to giving me alcohol poisoning while trying to convince me otherwise....can't blame them. Better dead than Red.

But Hell's Bells, oh wise men, if you are in your forties, fifties, and on and you changed your mind, and attempted to change logic itself, on serious moral or ethical matters, related to the very last piece of legislation you voted for or abstained from, and gave the political correctness of the day a big sloppy wet kiss, I hardly think I would believe anything you say now, especially when you get so game change politically pathetic now, not mentioning names, though he sure is getting more entertaining with every 'hour'.

I mean who do you think you are, a partisan appointed activist Supreme Court Justice?

In other words, and pardon my Christian, but you are so full of s_ _ t!

Where's the rule that says socons must always, always stand down written in the GOP handbook?

Socons are not to be slapped in the face a la Bob big tent (no not his viagra commercial post presidential- run, career) Doh! Dole

How about getting 'our team' in under the flag of truth for once, so cons being the only ones in the broad ranging GOP fit to at least lace those sandals up?

The guy who thought he could hide a thirteen year affair from either us or his wife I expect, aside, (and thanks for wasting everyone's precious time money and efforts in that regard) there are still a handful of candidates on the small back burner, socons would be happy with or even a reconsideration of Palin.

Otherwise, socons need to abandon the party that doesn't even throw them a bone after any election. A loss is a loss is a loss is a loss, to Truth and Christianity and harder to swallow when they claim to be flying our flag albeit half way down their pole.

Oh yes, and a special thanks and shout-out to all the media conservative (libertarian) celebrities, for nothing. You can already tell your advertisers you lost us a while ago.

Paul Gordon

Monday, December 19, 2011

Canadian Catholic Churches Plan Massive Public Processions

Caught you looking!

Of course not! Maybe, in much more Catholic, but socialist Brazil or much more Catholic but third world crazy Mexico, but never in free and smug Canada! We can all sit on our ass and watch the Pope's Mass on the boob tube, if we're so inclined and my guess would be that the majority of Canadian Catholics for convenience wouldn't.

In Canada, the bishops and priests have the government, p.c. Boards, p.c. trustees and militant anti- Catholic, 'Catholic' pope- hating teacher unions to look after Catholic children and young adults for them. So they don't have to worry about the little buggers even coming to Church, they're in such 'good hands'.

And they don't have to worry about any aesthetic never mind Holy representations of Christmas because the Knights have their singular 'slogan'. Seriously, the Knights and the CWL were arguing out loud behind me at Mass yesterday. The Knights would go as far as pick up a tree for the Altar but neither would have anything to do with decorating said tree. Good Grief Charlie Brown.

And if that's not enough we have all the assorted Santa parades, though I would hate to see the Toronto all-inclusive one, I'm sure.

Besides, the Canadian Government(s) want the bishops and priests to keep Christianity on the low q.  The Canadian Catholic Church has been such a bully over the years, it's time to stand down and let the Muslims, commies, and atheists take centre stage.

I've been to at least a hundred churches in Ontario, heard all the anti military, anti- U.S. anti- capitalist, fuzzy United Church Chicken soup for the soul, history of the cross, scripture footnote after footnote sermons  for my fill, but there was only one Catholic Church I've been to that actually dared to have a public procession, though the protestants used to have large Jesus marches in the same city, Oshawa, of all places, right up Simcoe Street.

They was an annual Italian Marian procession that just went around the back parking lot and back in wherein the Italian mothers competed for whose daughter was the best done up Queen Mary at appropriately named St. Mary's on Stevenson Road North.

So what's with that Canadian Catholic Bishops and every single priest?

Is it like a vampire thing, priests and bishops are destroyed by the sunlight, but they have no problem telling communicants they can't receive the body of Christ, kneeling or on the tongue. Certainly, they never show up to any public display of opposing Canada's and Ontario's abortion laws and tax give-aways...not from day one of abortion on demand anywhere, anytime, any reason.

To the priests, is there an actual Bishop edict that forbids proud public processions in honour of Christ and the Holy 'Family'. That would be news we would have to know that would exonerate you of blame.

Or, is it that Canada is just so gosh darn Holy, any public display of love for Christ originating from the King's Own Church, would just be a largess of excess of the wrong kind of officially p.c. sanctioned 'feelings'.

Really, more than Virgina ever wanted I need to know the reason because I sure just don't get it

Feel free to email me in confidence if you so desire at if you have the serious answer to this terrible depressing shortfall of the Canadian Catholic Church.


Just in time for Christmas 2011 

Weak kneed, limp wristed, spineless (they must use a flat horse shit shovel to move this jelly from place to place) Brendan O'brien long parachuted Bishop to the Ontario Kingston Diocese, from the banished North, has sent out a memo to all 'his'  Canadian Catholic Churches

Parishioners are not to kneel for Communion, nor genuflect, bow or make reverant gestures before or while receiving Communion.

Wait for it......They might trip other parishioners around them!

Yes, we've had a rash of Communion lines falling all over the place tripping and stumbling all over each undignifed.

Look, O'brien the miserable old farts might run you, and your church in Kingston and we know that's all there is in the whole diocese cuz that's all there is in the whole Canadian Church. But, don't show your slip to all the Churches.

This is why you have nothing but old farts. Who believes you're serious about anyone's soul or anything else than keeping the dwindling money reciepts coming in. Yeah, that's the kind of courage to attract youth!
This isn't the kind of laity participation Pope John Paul was pleading for. Narcissistic miserable never satiated old people having the Church their way!

O'brien was the first to beat the Board of Health, in demanding that parishioners stop shaking  hands at the sign of peace, (for the wrong reason of satisfying, control freak germaphobes) and receiving the Host on the tongue.  Gee, I guess he believes in the true Presence doesn't he?

Why should we go to Mass at all except to give you money and listen to old people talk, laugh and carry on through-out the Mass?

Apparently, there is no Consecration taking place and our neighbors can frizby us representative and relative wafers as well as bless us, and our kids.

Get serious and then give us a call back....goodbye and Merry Christmas