Best Refugee Vetting Could Go

Best, Refugee Vetting Could Hope To Go

Government Official At Table

G.O. :  Next!

Refugee sits across from Government Official

G.O.:  Last name!

Ref:    Muhammad.

G.O.:  First name!

Ref :  Muhammad.

G.O.: Middle initial?

Ref:   M.

G.O:  Any identification?

Ref:  I have tattoo of twin crescent moons..

G.O.: No, I mean official papers.

Ref: Papers? Paper not allowed in Islam. Girls can learn.. Men can be identified.

G.O.: I See.. So you are Muslim.

Ref: No No!  I am Chreestian I swear on stack of Korans.

G.O: But the Koran is….

Ref: LIAR! Liar!

G.O.: Okay just calm down. Can anyone else here vouch for this man’s identity

Distant Voice: Oh yes, he is upstanding wanderer, He has passed my tent a few             

                          times.

G.O.: I see… well do you have any skills to bring to our country?

Ref. Of course, I am best camel taxi in all middle east, but I can drive pick-up too.

G.O.: Anything else?

Ref:  Of course, I can sell gas, cigarettes, lottery tickets and milk.

G.O.: That’s it?

Ref: I am also trained government consultant for vulnerable and security sectors.

G.O.: Then you should have no problem obtaining employment. Tell me something, why are you travelling alone? Do you not have family?

Ref: I plan on sending for wives and sons in a couple of weeks when I become citizen…What’s your country again?

G.O.: No daughters..?

Ref: They can stay behind. They are training for Arab Games in the blindfolded shot-put catch. They can’t be trusted not to like boys and men.

At sudden noise of wind slamming door shut, the refugee jumps up and shouts Allahuh Akbar! while frantically looking around.

G.O.:  It was just the door relax. You know you won’t be allowed to bring that sword.

Ref: It’s only for ceremony use. We have many public ceremonies, some without swords but all have same kind of public message and ending,

G.O.  You're good to go then…..  Next!

Copyright  waived. P.G.

Sophistication: When The Obvious is Never Observed

The Obvious Is Never Observed Anymore

Listening to the Roy Green radio talk show on the way to Mass on Saturday evening day the after the Paris terrorist attacks I was not surprised to hear his Muslim guest apologist come on.

We were reminded by the Hamilton resident celebrity Muslim that no one suffers more from Muslim terrorists than Muslims themselves and that Muslims are the real victims here.

Well… there is a very good reason for that and it’s not the West’s problem, although the murdering of Christians is a problem the West takes no interest in.

Furthermore, there is an easy remedy every Muslim has at their disposal if they are being killed by the very religion born out of the plainly violent texts that they embrace. 

Islam is and was meant to be the religion of choice for bullies and for men to have women as their personal playthings an

Mohamed, the very initiator prophet of Islam, itself was certainly no Christ the Saviour (that the majority of the rest of the planet embraces). Christ the most and longest scrutinized religious figure has never been found to be illogical, having an ulterior motive, or proven to be without perfection of love and mercy for just two facts.

In fact, there Is nothings redeeming about true and historical Islam at all.

Islam ‘cultural’ barbaric rites to the day of female mutilation and the promotion of Sharia law, two facets the ‘peaceful’ Muslims who fled to the free West wish to promote and immerse themselves in.

I put it to Western Muslims, Is it ‘okay’ to stand for what Nazis stood for, only not their tactics? Is it ‘okay’ to be comfortable with abortions but it would be personally abhorrent to have one yourself?

However, the real tragedy in all of this is that Islamic terrorists are the real bona fide true adherents to the so-called religion not the new and improved Western nomads who resettled from the homelands.

Trite, but no less true, Western ‘social Muslims’ enable by smearing the gaudy lipstick on the historical pig of Islam when in fact, no religion can shake such an evil ever present spine from its body without destroying itself totally. 

There will always be Islamic terrorists as long as there is a base ‘religion’ calling for it.. and as long as  brutal bullies can use it and their social apologists to be girded in it.

It is ‘critical’ that ‘peaceful’ Muslims of the West disavow Islam not just the terrorists that go hand in hand. Retain their cultural social clubs, by all means and their adapted rules, form a new religion, but lose the non-religion that has never done anything for anyone except the strongest and the meanest of the males. 

The evil of the West is that the parasite of political correctness will abandon a cause it latches on to that doesn’t abandon itself.

No hope, is the sad Truth of political correctness.. that is always a bridge too far!  

Where's the Outrage from Levin and Limbaugh?

M.I.A  Outrage from Levin and Limbaugh on Trump

So Levin and Limbaugh have high standards of conservatism adopted from their leader, Ronald Regan if not William Buckley, yet they see nothing wrong with Trumps antics of personal at attacks on other conservatives, in particular, Trump’s word association pedophile hash tag laid on Carson.?

And social conservatives thought the GOP and the celeb Reaganites were tough on Santorum, just before they jumped on chauffer Coulter’s Romney bandwagon.  A sentiment they all disavow now.

Santorum and the beating his family took has nothing on what they’re doing to Carson the Christian.

If they stand behind Trump now they have equated and sublet their bowed heads, beloved Reaganism  to nothing more than an Apprentice reality show and now pay homage to an aspiring ego larger than even Obama could display without blushing and blustering.

‘All’ the Ronnie Reagan Radio Talking Hosts are losing any credible sincerity they have left

Seriously, the guy who believes Planned Parent has redeeming qualities, Donald Trump, as President of the most powerful nation on earth?

This is the best conservatives can do in response to two terms of Obama?

The only reason not one of  these talk show hosts will commit to a conservative candidate is that they don't want to be associated with a big jerk or a big loser until they rabsolutely have to. Sincerity loses to personal brand and ratings.... the talk 'artist sellouts' sell-outs of American Conservatism. 

Don't stand in front of the populist tank, guys it might cost you something remarkably less than your life and from now on just STFU,

Paul Gordon